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Post by whitebacon on Apr 5, 2024 9:47:50 GMT -5
I'm in a bad mood today, which means honesty. And I don't lie. I am freaking out. Most mornings I'm catching bait and fishing before daylight. So lets call them sister #1. And #2 The one, I hang out with every day. She's so beautiful, no words describe her. A true sweetheart. As a rule , we don't touch each other. She's my hunny bear, my everything. Ok, to respond to you, I'm 10000000 percent in love with her sister, number #2. These girls aren't young. Like 40ish. Fatter than I like them. Probably 20 lbs too much. So number 2 is supposedly coming over this morning . Mind you, I serviced her yesterday. Remember, I truly love her. But my stupid ass drinks with her sister. And I mean drinks. Like I don't remember shit drinking. Get drunk and mash your hog in #1. That's what I'd do. You know me......
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Post by whitebacon on Apr 10, 2024 6:58:52 GMT -5
Hi fellas. Hope you all are well. I went to Turneffe the last couple days. It's an incredible place. First class accomodations.
World class fishing. We caught permit, bonefish, tarpon, snook, jacks, just about everything all day until our arms got tired. Super grand slam both days. All the snapper we could catch, which they cleaned and cooked for us. Wind howled at least 20, but we were pretty much protected by the reef. Just unreal fishing. Even by my standards.
I'm back home and I've got to face the music today with the women.
Not sure you've missed me, but I've missed you.
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Post by richm on Apr 10, 2024 7:14:03 GMT -5
Was wondering what you been up to..,
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Post by whitebacon on Apr 10, 2024 7:26:26 GMT -5
Was wondering what you been up to.., Hey buddy, I figured I'd been drinking way too much and chasing girls way to much. So I went back to my old habits, fishing. Only thing bad, as I mentioned, is the wind has been screaming out of the east.
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Post by whitebacon on Apr 10, 2024 7:33:12 GMT -5
Conchy, and many of us know, you too, that east wind howls this time of year. Fiercly. Here, we don't have anything to block it or soften it up. But we have the reef. Thank the good Lord.
To repeat, the females are a different conversation .
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Apr 10, 2024 8:46:38 GMT -5
Very nice to hear of your fishing and other exploits sir. Thank you
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Post by whitebacon on Apr 10, 2024 8:50:39 GMT -5
Very nice to hear of your fishing and other exploits sir. Thank you Thank you as well. I like this place. Just messes with me.
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Apr 10, 2024 14:41:11 GMT -5
Mr Whitebacon, What do the temperatures average down there. Are ther seasons?
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Post by whitebacon on Apr 10, 2024 21:46:13 GMT -5
Mr Whitebacon, What do the temperatures average down there. Are ther seasons? There are not really seasons. Every day where I live, it's around 80-85 in the daytime, but not much humidity, and usually a hard east wind, so it's very tolerable. At night, around 70-75. That's 360 days a year. We have like 5 days in the winter on a front that get a little cooler. Still freaks me out after 9-10 years how consistent it is. As you may know, I'm from Florida. West Coast of Florida 8 months a year is 90-95 degrees, 100% humidity, and no wind. Which is brutal. Way different than here. Here is very tolerable.
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Apr 10, 2024 22:02:54 GMT -5
Sir. It sounds like you truly live in paradise. Congratulations
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Post by madm002 on Apr 11, 2024 10:44:15 GMT -5
I never thought I would hear of place better than Florida, which I love. Please keep your reports coming Mr. Whitebacon, between the fishing and extracurricular activies, its good stuff.
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Post by tampaspicer on Apr 11, 2024 13:05:02 GMT -5
I would only go for the fishing. I can get robbed and laid all I want in Florida. LOL
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Post by conchydong on Apr 11, 2024 14:54:24 GMT -5
Where WB lives is beautiful. I spent a week there and it is on the second largest barrier reef in world. Only the great barrier reef and Australia is larger. I also spent time in Guanaja one of the bay islands in Honduras. Same reef. This was thirty years ago and things change but truly both beautiful places. Fortunately, bacon retired early and move there while still somewhat young and medical care is not an urgent necessity at this point in his life. For folks a little bit older, it would be a gamble to go to one of those places to live permanently.
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Post by mackeralsnatcher on Apr 11, 2024 15:23:00 GMT -5
Yep, I'd be in Roatan if i wasn't so old.
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Post by illinoisfisherman on Apr 11, 2024 17:11:22 GMT -5
For us old folks it’s a gamble to go anywhere not very near a first class hospital. Seems like we spend half of our time “doctoring” now a days.
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