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Post by whitebacon on May 29, 2024 18:46:42 GMT -5
So most of you know I'm a whore, and man I got caught today. So I bang this girl from the city, normally there are no surprise pop-in visits given the boat ride, and of course 25 miles of water between us I also bang another girl who lives next island up, San Pedro. Easily a thirty minute water taxi away. Again, never any surprises. So what are the odds both of them show up today on my doorstep, at the exact same time, 11:00 a.m. I would have said a million to one. But it happened. Nasty argument between them, but no punches exchanged. I was literally freaking out, and angry at both of them for arriving unannounced . The older one finally stormed off and cussed me worse than any sailor could. The younger one has family here so she's staying the night with them, and seemed willing to forgive me. In forty plus years of whoring around, I have never had this happen. Needless to say, I'm drinking now.
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Post by Tarpon65 on May 29, 2024 18:58:46 GMT -5
TRT would have had a threesome, just sayin!
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Post by illinoisfisherman on May 29, 2024 19:17:18 GMT -5
Best of luck with the situation David. Try to make lemonade out of the lemons you have been left with. Possibly the one that seemed to be forgiving will try harder to impress you in the future. That could be very enjoyable if you play it right. π
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Post by whitebacon on May 30, 2024 1:41:03 GMT -5
Ok, this is midnight my time. I cannot make up the story from today. Tough day. To answer Illnois I tried. It is scary, not to be melodramatic.
She and I have this weird deal. She hates me. And never misses a chance to antagonize me. We almost killed each other today. Just words, not violence.
Now I have this other issue, probably the smartest girl on the planet, who has read me the riot act for two days. Second one, pure psychopath. Of course I love her.
I cannot get out of this mess cleanly. I put myself in this position, admittedly.
I'm gonna hang for this.
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Post by whitebacon on May 30, 2024 1:43:48 GMT -5
Best of luck with the situation David. Try to make lemonade out of the lemons you have been left with. Possibly the one that seemed to be forgiving will try harder to impress you in the future. That could be very enjoyable if you play it right. π Trying, in vain.
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Post by richm on May 30, 2024 5:39:37 GMT -5
The simplest answer is GO FISHING. Then lay low for a bit and it'll blow over.
If i remember right, one of them is cheating to play with you, so tit for tat.
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Post by cadman on May 30, 2024 5:41:40 GMT -5
TRT would have had a threesome, just sayin! Opportunity knocked and David blew it. Maybe TRT needs to give him lessons on how to handle women.
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Post by One Man Gang on May 30, 2024 5:53:38 GMT -5
These kinds of stories force me to revisit my past and it makes me extremely grateful to be married to the woman I have now. I don't know about you, but at our age, I don't have the patience or desire to deal with the drama multiple bed partners can create. If it was me, and I was still herding shaved cats like you, I would act like nothing ever happened and move on. Chances are one or both will be back. IMHO Don't sweat it brother. It will all blow over soon and you'll be able to carry on, business as usual. If not, there's always another stray or three to herd.
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Post by illinoisfisherman on May 30, 2024 6:57:33 GMT -5
Yeah. Plenty out there. Move on and most probably they will both begin to chase you!
I remember well our farrier having trouble with his woman and he simply stated something very wise:
βWomen are like pebbles in a stream, all you have to do is reach down to turn a few more of them overβ.
That kind of stuck with me for over 50 years now. I try to pass that wisdom onto my sons when they are broken hearted.
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Post by gandy on May 30, 2024 7:08:00 GMT -5
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Post by One Man Gang on May 30, 2024 7:11:55 GMT -5
'Bacon here is some wisdom: Never keep a woman who doesn't want to be kept.
And, if you frigged up, own it and move forward.
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Post by gardawg on May 30, 2024 7:17:15 GMT -5
what's your problem? whores are a dime a dozen ... up your game.
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Post by cadman on May 30, 2024 7:22:54 GMT -5
what's your problem? whores are a dime a dozen ... up your game. From what he says he pays them, it would be closer to $3000 a dozen. They'll be back, might cost him a little extra, but they'll be back.
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Post by tampaspicer on May 30, 2024 8:14:54 GMT -5
Fuck em
Find some new whores
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Post by gardawg on May 30, 2024 9:23:54 GMT -5
what's your problem? whores are a dime a dozen ... up your game. From what he says he pays them, it would be closer to $3000 a dozen. They'll be back, might cost him a little extra, but they'll be back. shouldn't be a problem for him ... he's got more money than Davy Crockett
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